“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” - Brennan Huff.This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo…” You don’t even look good while you’re singing. It’s so flat, I can’t even…I don’t even know. “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur.Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching Cops.”. That’s so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”.That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.” - Dale Doback That means a few things – we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. Long Step Brothers Quotes is a collection of quotes from the wildly popular American comedy duo of Brian “Whiteboy” McGreevy and Craig “Little Weasel” Armstrong “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” - Dale Doback.“You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! She’s a saint!”.“Gotta have my boats and hoes!” - Dale Doback.“Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” - Brennan Huff.“When you fall asleep, I’m gonna punch you square in the face.”.“Last week, I put liquid paper on a bee… and it died.”.“I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”.“Get your sh*t, we’re going to my room.”.“My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” - Brennan.
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